English Premier League giants, Manchester United are in secret talks with Uganda’s Serbian coach Milutin Micho Sredojevic. According to our snoops, the Cranes coach has been tipped to replace the controversial Jose Mourinho as a manager of the football club.
The report indicates that Manchester United owner Malcolm Glazer has been a secret admirer of Uganda Cranes coach which prompted the club to send scouts that have been holding close door meetings with Micho.
Malcolm Glazer and Man. United bosses are allegedly furious with Mourinho’s failure to win matches. The team has been languishing from the beginning of the season despite making top purchases including a world record transfer of Pogba who has decided to “shit” on Mourinho’s expectations.
“Mourinho is like a man who buys expensive scented condoms expecting a mind-blowing orgasm but only to cum in a minute!” A furious Man United boss lamented as he explained to Micho the situation at Old Trafford.
They also went on to mock their record signing Paul Pogba labelling him “Mourinho’s grand plan” to turn Man United into a clown show.
“I wont be surprised if he decides to buy Ballotelli next. If he brings that budget, he shall tell him to first talk to Moyes and Van Gaal“, the bosses joked over a lunch break as Micho sipped iced tea that massaged his salary stress away.
FUFA president Moses Magogo is also said not to be happy with Mourinho and what he is doing at Man. United.
“AAAH! If I was the one (boss) at Man United, I would not pay Mounriho even a single coin until he wins a trophy. See? Now, they want to take our Micho! Which coach in this world shall we get to persevere with our controversial ways?” He reportedly said to himself without mumbling a word. Our body language deciphered the wrinkles on his face and this what his mind was telling him.
The issue of Cranes coach has become a national issue and MP Allan Ssewanyana, the soccer betting star who turned into politician promised to table a bill in parliament that will have Micho remain with the Cranes till CAF Nations Cup is done.
“He must stay like Erias Lukwago at KCC FC sorry KCCA“, he said
“For me I advise Micho to go now to England and eat every coin he comes across“, Kato Lubwama commented
However, Micho has suggested that he wants to first complete his task of taking Uganda to the Nations Cup in Gabon before displacing Mourinho.
The Cranes coach also talked about CECAFA and other tournaments that the United bosses agreed to wait as long as it “does not take too long”.
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